“i should’ve stayed home” Embroidered T-Shirt

For the socially exhausted, chronically overstimulated, and anyone who knew the minute they left the house it was a mistake.

This embroidered tee features deep espresso stitching on a soft neutral heavyweight cotton shirt for that perfectly understated, dry-humor look. Minimal from far away, painfully relatable up close.

Designed to feel like your favorite worn-in vintage tee — effortless, slightly ironic, and easy to throw on with denim, boxer shorts, or layered under a jacket for the coffee run you almost canceled.

• 100% heavyweight cotton
• Embroidered design (not printed)
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Soft neutral cream tone with dark brown stitching
• Made for introverts, homebodies & people who hit their social limit fast

Pairs well with: iced coffee, canceled plans, and leaving functions early.

*all embroidery items are made to order. please allow 5-7 days for fulfillment.